My writer statement

 As a deaf person myself I noticed often deaf people do struggle with puns and humor when they write stories. I have noticed this trend over the times. I get puns from current events and the English language syntax. Growing up I always was motivated to learn new vocabulary and at my High School times my vocabulary expanded. For example the infamous cabinet word. A cabinet meeting which means a governmental staff like the presidential cabinet. But I take the word cabinet and using both definitions. Example "A cabinet meeting is taking place in a cabinet in a K-Mart". I also play with current events and if you noticed in my USA Yesterday I never write a depressing or a violent story. I do not like violence and feel that if I wrote a violent story the humor will be let go and the reader will be puzzled.

At the last page I always like to put down fake ad playing with the deaf and the hearing world cultures. For example the very first ad I wrote down was "Learn Sign Language Through A Phone! No Video Equipment Required". In the real world it is impossible to learn that type of language because it requires visual contact. Then came the fake interpreter scandal with the Mandela interpreter. I mocked that by blending him and a real life interpreter agency that many sign language interpreters do not support due to hiring unqualified interpreters and pay reasons. I cannot name the agency due to privacy reasons but I play with that concept. I even put down sarcasm in the ad by saying "Listen to those satisfied deaf clients whom used our agency!" but those people were not happy. Would you like a interpreter pelting you vegetables because you didn't speak clearly or loudly. No!

I love to write funny stories and playing with the words. I get thrilled when people discovered that they didn't realize that it was written by a deaf person. 12 pages I wrote all myself and they were all floored.

Genre Hybrid blending assignment

Hybrid blending story

This is one of my parody newsletters. You will find this hysterical. ENJOY!

Short story revision!

Sorry for the lack of posts over the last week. I was super busy!

The revised short story.....


Louisville, Kentucky– At the First Bank located at downtown Louisville which is a building packed with full of crumbled dollar bills and rustled coins but that not important right now. People goes there to get their hard working money and then spend all of their money at the in-house liquor shop in the bank itself. The bank want to boost business and got a liquor license so they opened one.  Police are often called to escort out drunk people in the bank and there is a security guard to oversee the operations and make sure the money are safe. Also making sure that everything is going smoothly at the bank.

Christopher Savings, 41 was a  security guard at the First Bank for 12 years. He decided that after witnessing people getting their money, some passing out on the floor from the liquor, and some crying children whom get bored while their parents are discussing the college fund for them. He planned a robbery heist and the next day he came with a ski mask that he stole from the sporting goods store next door. He decided that the restroom was a ideal place because that way the employees can notice him doing his normal tasks and thinks nothing odd going on. He went to the restroom in the bank and struggled with the mask screaming “STUPID MASK! I NEED TO ROB A BANK RIGHT NOW!”  and a old lady whom was waiting to use the restroom overheard everything that he was saying. When he opened the door with the mask on the lady whom heard the antics didn’t bother to lift a finger and said “Happy robbing moron” and went to use the restroom.  He had a small water gun loaded with water and went to the main floor.

He started to yell out “THIS IS A ROBBERY! DON’T MOVE! THIS IS NOT A THEATER CLASS! GIVE ME YOUR….. DAMN! WHAT IS THE WORD I’M LOOKING FOR? OH THE M WORD! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MILK! NO! THAT IS WRONG! MONEY! YES! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW!’. He stormed at the teller booth and yelled at teller Caroline Debt, 55 whom was struggling with the silent alarm which informs the police that there is a robbery in process. Debt noticed the security guard uniform that Savings was wearing. She burst in laughter and other tellers came started to crowd at her. All of the tellers were laughing  and watching Savings rant about trying to steal money. When the police arrived at the scene they easily arrested Savings for robbery.

Savings got a huge amazing world record breaking jackpot of zero dollars and zero cents= $0.00 during his robbery heist. The bank spokesperson Robert Tax whom had criminal records for 20 successful robberies wrote a statement on a torn piece of Bill of Rights that he stole from the National Archives in Washington D.C. The statement said “First Bank is upset to find out that our dedicated employee had decided to steal money. First Bank will not hire Savings at all. We will hire someone else whom can commit their job not robbing money! First Bank will continue operating at the normal level and we are planning to add a sit down café in the bank. The café will have pastries, coffee, and rewards when you spend something in the café.”  Savings is in jail for 5 years and he didn’t return for comment.

Short story

Hi all,

Sorry for the late post! Here is my creative short story. I think you all going be giggling and laughing on this one. I created this story all myself about a bank security guard arrested for stealing his own bank where he worked for.

The first line I twisted the line from the movie "Airplane!" . In the movie "Airplane!" the stewardess asked the doctor "what is a hospital?" and the doctor said "It a building where many sick people stay there but that is not important right now"

Louisville, Kentucky– At the First Bank located at downtown Louisville which is a building packed with full of crumbled dollar bills and rustled coins but that not important right now. People goes there to get their hard working money and then spend all of their money at the in-house liquor shop in the bank itself. The bank want to boost business and got a liquor license so they opened one.  Police are often called to escort out drunk people in the bank and there is a security guard to oversee the operations and make sure the money are safe. Also making sure that everything is going smoothly at the bank.

Christopher Savings, 41 was a  security guard at the First Bank for 12 years. He decided that after witnessing people getting their money, some passing out on the floor from the liquor, and some crying children whom get bored while their parents are discussing the college fund for them. He planned a robbery heist and the next day he came with a ski mask that he stole from the sporting goods store next door. He went to the restroom in the bank and struggled with the mask screaming “STUPID MASK! I NEED TO ROB A BANK RIGHT NOW!”  and a old lady whom was waiting to use the restroom overheard everything that he was saying. When he opened the door with the mask on the lady whom heard the antics didn’t bother to lift a finger and said “Happy robbing moron” and went to use the restroom.  He had a small water gun loaded with water and went to the main floor.

He started to yell out “THIS IS A ROBBERY! DON’T MOVE! THIS IS NOT A THEATER CLASS! GIVE ME YOUR….. DAMN! WHAT IS THE WORD I’M LOOKING FOR? OH THE M WORD! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MILK! NO! THAT IS WRONG! MONEY! YES! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW!’. He stormed at the teller booth and yelled at teller Caroline Debt, 55 whom was struggling with the silent alarm which informs the police that there is a robbery in process. Debt noticed the security guard uniform that Savings was wearing. She burst in laughter and other tellers came started to crowd at her. All of the tellers were laughing  and watching Savings rant about trying to steal money. When the police arrived at the scene they easily arrested Savings for robbery.

Savings got a huge amazing world record breaking jackpot of zero dollars and zero cents= $0.00 during his robbery heist. The bank spokesperson Robert Tax whom had criminal records for 20 successful robberies wrote a statement  on a torn piece of Bill of Rights that he stole from the National Archives in Washington D.C. The statement said “First Bank is upset to find out that our dedicated employee had decided to steal money. First Bank will not hire Savings at all. We will hire someone else whom can commit their job not robbing money! First Bank will continue operating at the normal level and we are planning to add a sit down café in the bank. The café will have pastries, coffee, and rewards when you spend something in the café.”  Savings is in jail for 5 years and he didn’t return for comment.